Ten things I learnt this month

• K can reach the drawers with the CDs in



• my everyday shoes leak



• so do my boots



• Goldie is great



• having a cold + a Goldie gig + a night out ending in karaoke = very little voice



• Shrove Sunday is just as good as Shrove Tuesday



• there's a reason why trousers that are higher at the back than at the front have a waistband



• people who like fabric, love free shipping



• too much of the music I like to listen to includes words K shouldn't hear



• it can be warm enough to go out in short-sleeves in February, but people will look at you funny...